Professor Farnsworth: "Where am I, what's going on?"
Hermes: "Go into the light, Professor!"
Professor Farnsworth: "OH GOD, I'M DEAD!!! Well, no matter..."

With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!

Racetrack PA announcer: And the winner is number three, in a quantum finish.

Professor Farnsworth: No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!

Amy: He knows when you are sleeping.
Farnsworth: He knows when you're on the can.
Leela: He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan.
Zoidberg: Ohh.
Hermes: You better not... more

I know you're trying to mask your pain with humor, but don't worry. I'm sure the Professor can clone you a new nose.

It wouldn't be the same. I want my nose! I don't wanna have to teach a new one... more

[Explosions] Buddha! Zeus! God! One of you guys, do something! [Screaming] Satan! You owe me!

If anyone needs me, I'll be in the Angry Dome!

I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.

Oh. What's it called now?

Urectum.

A billion robot lives are about to be extinguished! Oh, the Jedi's are going to feel this one.

Prof. Farnsworth: Maybe I should help them... But I am already in my pajamas...