You got it dude!

You're in big trouble, mister!

D.J.: Michelle, do you know how Joey's car got in here?

Michelle: Yes, I do.

D.J.: How?

Michelle: Through the window.

DJ: I'm older.

Stephanie: I'm younger.

DJ: I'm taller.

Stephanie: I'm shorter.

DJ: I'm smarter.

Stephanie: I'm...not falling for that.

You got it, dude.

My dad always told me that if you have nothing nice to say, you shouldn't say anything at all. Well, my Daddy's not here!, and you're a weanie!

Alright, a nickel! Alright, a Cheeto! (hears ice cream truck pull up) Ice cream man, ice cream man, ice cream man! Wait for me, I got money! (to piggy bank) Gimme back my money you pig!

Kimmy Gibbler: D-U-M, Dumb!
D.J.: Kimmy, there's a B.
Kimmy Gibbler: [swatting the air] Where?

Danny- "And did you learn a lesson from all this?"
Michelle- "Yes I did. No swimming in the kitchen."

D.J.-"I'm D.J. That's short for Donna Jo."
Stephanie- "I'm Stephanie and I'm just short."