I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you! You're just not joining in!

Kimmy Gibbler: D-U-M, Dumb!
D.J.: Kimmy, there's a B.
Kimmy Gibbler: [swatting the air] Where?

D.J.: [D.J, Kimmy, and Steve walk in through the kitchen door] Can you guys believe this parking ticket?
Kimmy Gibbler: D.J, your dad is gonna flip when he sees this.
D.J.: I can't believe this.... more

(Danny comes in wearing a biking outfit)

Kimmy:"Mr.T, spandex is not for everyone."

Danny:"Neither is this house."

Arabian guy: Congratulations you are princess for the day and you get three wishes.

Michelle: This is unreal.

Kimmy: Hey blondie that was supposed to be your turn.

Stephanie: Really? I... more

We don't clean our house. We trash it for 5 years and then me move out.

Hola Tannneritos.

Kimmy Gibbler: [talking to D.J] Your sister is such a tattle-tale.
Steph: I am not and I'm telling you said that.

I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you! You're just not joining in!

DJ: I'll be a total geek if I don't get these shoes.
Kimmie : And you know how that feels Mr. Tanner
Danny: Takes one to know one.