(family is playing picture charades. Stephanie draws first)
DJ:A cheerio!
Steph: Nope!
Michelle: BIG BIRD!
DJ: Michelle, it's not big bird.
Steph: Keep going!
DJ: A donut!
Steph:... more

Michelle Elizabeth Tanner: [being the flower girl] Stop the wedding! Stop the wedding!



Danny Tanner: What's wrong?



Michelle Elizabeth Tanner: I ran out of flowers I’m sorry.

[starts picking... more

Jesse: Joseph, it's finally happened! He's cleaning liquid soap!
Danny Tanner: Don't be silly. I'm just cleaning my rubber gloves.
Joey: Danny, there's no shame in therapy.

Stephanie: Can I ask a question? Aren't I too young to get pimples?
Danny: Oh-oh. Stephanie, those aren't pimples. I think they're chicken pox.
Stephanie: Chicken pox? I caught something from a... more

Joey: Oh, are you upset because I took the last ice cube and didn't refill the tray?
Danny Tanner: Something like that...
Joey: Danny, relax. I'll go to the store, I'll buy some more, don't worry... more

Spring Cleaning is my Christmas!

Michelle:I can say my phone number! It's 555-2424.
Danny: Oh that's very good too sweet-heart.
Michelle:I can say it with my eyes closed! 555-2424.

DJ- Now dad, remember she's (Stephanie) only 10. I mean, I did a LOT of stupid things in my time. Things you wouldn't even BELIEVE!

<Danny gives Fierce look, and DJ realizes her mistake... more

(Danny comes in wearing a biking outfit)

Kimmy:"Mr.T, spandex is not for everyone."

Danny:"Neither is this house."

Danny: When you're all done I have a surprise for all of you.

Stephanie: You're taking us to Happy Mountain?

Danny: No, honey it's better than that. I'm going to put new shelf paper in your... more