Chandler: 'Oh, she's got you running errands, you know, picking up wedding dresses... Wuh-pah!
Ross: What's wuh-pah?
Chandler: You know, whipped. Wuh-pah!
Joey: That's not whipped. Whipped is... more
Ross: Wow, this is really soft ...Three hundred and fifty dollars?
Rachel: Yeah, down from seven hundred, you are saving like two hundred bucks!
Ross: Both logic and math are taking a serious hit... more
Chandler: Dude, it's Chandler. Let me in.
Ross: Go away! I don't want to see anybody.
Chandler: I know, I went to the tanning place and the same thing happened to me. You have to let me in.
Ross:... more
First divorce: wife's hidden sexuality, not my fault. Second divorce: said the wrong name at the altar, a little my fault. Third divorce: they shouldn't let you get married when you're that drunk and... more
(Ross is telling a dinosaur story, the rest of the characters are thinking in their head)
Rachel: I love how he cares so much about stuff. If I squint I can pretend he’s Alan Alda.
Monica: Oh... more
Nononono, You can't come in here...Ross is naked!"
"What??"
"Well, I couldn't say that I was naked because she's allowed to see me naked."
"Why does anyone have to be... more
Monica: Ross? Let’s go.
Ross: Oh yeah, about telling Mom and Dad, I was thinking about maybe writing a letter.
Monica: Alright, you know what? That’s it. You’ve had your chance.
Ross:... more
