Joey: Pheebs, you wanna help?
Phoebe: Oh, I wish I could, but I really don't want to.

(Chews saltwater taffy) So how are you going to...WHAT THE MOTHER OF CRAP IS UP WITH THIS STUFF? Is it gum, is it food? I mean what's the deal?...Oh, it's nice! Ross may I try a pink one?

You know what Amanda said when she got me on the phone? "Oh, so sorry to catch you on your mobile." Well if you didn't want to get me on my mobile, then don't call me on my mobile!

Rachel to Phoebe-"Phoebe how is you drinking helping the kids.?."
Phoebe:"Because the more i drink... the less there is for the kids to drink"...

(Ross is telling a dinosaur story, the rest of the characters are thinking in their head)
Rachel: I love how he cares so much about stuff. If I squint I can pretend he’s Alan Alda.
Monica: Oh... more

Phoebe: They think they can mess with us? They dont know that we know they know we know
Rachel: And Joey, please, you shouldnt tell them
Joey: Couldnt even if I want to

Monica: Phoebe, what do you think your favourite animal says about you?
Phoebe: You mean like, behind my back?!

Monica: Ross? Let’s go.
Ross: Oh yeah, about telling Mom and Dad, I was thinking about maybe writing a letter.
Monica: Alright, you know what? That’s it. You’ve had your chance.
Ross:... more

Rachel" here i am about to pop, and hes out picking up some shop girl from sluts are us"
Pheobe "is that a real place? are they hiring?"

Phoebe: Hi. Ugh, you won't believe who moved back to town.
Monica: I know, Amanda! She called me too. She's the worst!
Chandler: Who's Amanda?
Monica: She's this girl who used to live in the... more