Joey: Hey can you imagine if the chick and the duck had a baby? we could name it Chuck!

Chandler: ...or.. Dick.

Chandler: You're right. I have no excuses. I was totally over the line.
Joey: Over the line? You... you.. you're so far past the line that you can't even see the line! The line is a dot to you!

Chandler: I'm not so good at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Chandler: 'Oh, she's got you running errands, you know, picking up wedding dresses... Wuh-pah!
Ross: What's wuh-pah?
Chandler: You know, whipped. Wuh-pah!
Joey: That's not whipped. Whipped is... more

Chandler: What's PLEH
Joey: It's HELP, spelled backwards so that the helicopters can see it .

Chandler: Dude, it's Chandler. Let me in.
Ross: Go away! I don't want to see anybody.
Chandler: I know, I went to the tanning place and the same thing happened to me. You have to let me in.
Ross:... more

Joey: It's not like we agreed to live together forever. We're not Bert and Ernie.
Chandler: I'm aware we're not gay puppets.

(Ross is telling a dinosaur story, the rest of the characters are thinking in their head)
Rachel: I love how he cares so much about stuff. If I squint I can pretend he’s Alan Alda.
Monica: Oh... more

Nononono, You can't come in here...Ross is naked!"
"What??"
"Well, I couldn't say that I was naked because she's allowed to see me naked."
"Why does anyone have to be... more

Chandler: "From now on I have no first name!"
Joey: "So you're just...Bing?"
Chandler: "..... I have no name!"