''Dude TWO TIMES that happened!''

Rachel: Thank you for my beautiful earrings, they're perfect. I love you.
Ross: Oh, now you can exchange them if you want, okay?
Rachel: Now I love you even more.

Joey: "I got an 'A'!? In school!? Hey, I'm a Dork!"

Joey: "So tell me Chandler, What is it that you do?"

Chandler: "Well Joey, I'm a Head Hunter. I hook up out of work Soviet Scientists with Rogue Third World Nations. Hi... more

Mr. Millionaire, new from snooty playthings..... 3rd wife sold separately

Yesterday I was smoking again. Today, I'm smoking still.

Monica: "Does that sound like Janice?"
Chandler: "If it's not then there's two of them. And that would mean it's the END OF THE WORLD!!"

Joey: There's no juice! There's no juice for the people who need the juice and want the juice and I need the juice!!

Chandler: Theres another carton over there...

Rachel: Oh my God! It's Brussels sprouts!

Ross: That's worse than no food!

It has wheels on the bottom because, apparently, walking is too much exercise.
Kids, kids! Roll your way to childhood obesity!