"This is worse than when he married the lesbian."

"I mean, isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?!"

"Don't you have a little too much penis to be wearing a dress like that?"

"C'mon, I'll show you to my room... Wow, that sounds so weird when it's not followed by "No thanks, it's late" "

"We were on a break!"

"I always knew I was having a baby. I just never realized the baby was having me."

Which two had this conversation? "I had a really nice time tonight." - "So did I. I'm really glad Monica asked us out."

Who says this to whom? "My friend Bethel rescued him from some lab." - "That is so cruel! Why? Why would a parent name their child Bethel?"

Who said it? "oh.. my.. god!"

Who called Rachel "Raquel"?

Who imitated Janice and Chandler having sex?

Who said: "Here's some little known facts about couscous. They didn't add the second cous until 1979."

Who said that unagi is an eel?

To whom did Ross say "Hypothetically speaking..." and she/he didn't know what that meant?