Meet the best F.R.I.E.N.D.S ever, the wonderful group - The fashion enthusiast, 'Rachel 'Karen' Green-e' played by - Jennifer Aniston The 'hen mother of the group' and a chef by profession, the 'fat once but thin now' lady 'Monica E. Geller' played by - Courteney Cox Arquette The 'paleontologist' dinosaur fan, 'Ross Eustace Geller' played by - David Schwimmer The officegoer executive, 'Chandler 'Muriel' Bing' played by - Matthew Perry The 1/16th Portugese struggling actor with a Joey's Apple, 'Joey 'Francis' Tribbiani' aka Ken Adam's played by - Matt LeBlanc The masseuse of the show, a 'Paganist', and the 'wonderful' musician, Princess Consuela Bananahammock (valerie) 'Phoebe Buffay' aka Regina Phalang played by - Lisa Kudrow