Tami: Can I help you make the decision?
Coach Taylor: Sure, go ahead. Make the decision. What's your decision? Make the call.
Tami: Start Saracen.
Coach Taylor: Start Saracen? I cannot start Matt... more

Oh no sweetheart, I'm as serious as a heart attack.

Honey, I don’t like your tone, I don’t like your sarcasm, and I really don’t understand what you see in hanging out with this girl.

You and I have the exact amount of experience being parents.

Honey what is that thing that is on our front porch... wha... it's moving!

Tami Taylor: Honey, will you stop pacing please?
Coach Taylor: What do you suppose they’re doing in there?
Tami Taylor: Probably having sex (giggles)
Coach Taylor: That’s not funny.
Tami... more

Tami: Hey, hey, hey! What the hell? What the hell is going on?
Eric: Hey hon. We're playing ping pong!
Tami: At 5 o'clock in the morning?
Eric: Yeah. We're having fun! We're playing ping pong!... more

There is no weakness in forgivness.

The big deal is it's part of my job, to make sure that you don't grow up stupid. It's bad for the world.

...why don't you just continue to spend the rest of your life behaving like a teenager, I mean it's no wonder you're single"
Orientation: Straight
Here For: Friends
Gender: Female
Age:... more