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You're so beautiful, like a tree or a high-class prostitute.
--Jemaine Clement as Jemaine
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I'm not cryin'. It's just been raining... on my face.
--Jemaine Clement as Jemaine
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3
Oh my God.
She's so hot.
She's so flippin hot.
She's like a curry.
I wanna tell her how hot she is but she'll think I'm being sexist.
She's so hot she's making me sexist.

Bitch.
--Bret McKenzie as Bret
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Jemaine: Bret's wife can't have kids because... she's not real.

Bret: Well yes, the children do take after her in that respect.
--Jemaine Clement as Jemaine
--Bret McKenzie as Bret
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You know what time it is when im down to just my socks, its time for business , that's why they're called business socks
--Jemaine Clement as Jemaine
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You're so beautiful you could be a part time model, but you'd probably have to keep your regular job.
--Jemaine Clement as Jemaine
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I remove my jeans but trip over them because I still got my shoes on, but then I turn it into a sexy dance.
--Jemaine Clement as Jemaine
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8
They're turnin' kids into slaves just to make cheaper sneakers
But what's the real cost 'cause the sneakers don't seem that much cheaper
Why are we still payin' so much for sneakers when you got... more
--Jemaine Clement as Jemaine
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9
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
Flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin' off the top of this esophagus
Rockin' this metropolis

I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that... more
--Jemaine Clement as Jemaine
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You're so beautiful... you could be a part-time model... but you'd probably have to keep your normal job.
--Jemaine Clement as Jemaine
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