Murray: Bands shouldn't have girlfriends - ok? You'll lose your female fanbase. Look at Wham, you never saw Wham with girlfriends - that's how they kept the women wanting them.

Murray: Be careful with it. Don't stand next to any big magnets.
Jemaine: Why would I stand next to a big magnet?
Murray: I don't know what you do in your personal life.

Oh, what are you, on your way to a dick meeting?

Brett: Oh, Murray don’t start cursing.
Murray: Go fuck yourself Bret.

Murray: Quincy Jones, eh? What are some of the albums he's done, Bret?
Bret: Michael Jackson's 'Off the Wall'
Murray: I'll say he is...he's off the planet. Wants to freeze himself, doesn't he?

You get a love triangle, you know, a Fleetwood Mac situation. Although there was four of them, so more of a love square.

You'll be offered drugs, you know, you'll have threesomes, dinners, you know you'll end up going into town on a taxi, have a couple a drugs, have dinner, have a threesome, go home again, have a... more

Bret: What's wrong with being from New Zealand?
Murray: Are you picking on Bret again Jemaine?
Jemaine: No, I didn't pick on him it was a...
Murray: You're from New Zealand as well.
Jemaine: Yeah... more

(Talking about Jemaine)
Murray - He maybe did (dead).
Dave - He maybe did, he maybe didn't, but what did he maybe do?
Bret - No, he maybe did (dead).
Dave - Okay, are you guys f***ing with me or... more

Everyday I look across the office floor, there you were, you're hair down to your legs and your legs down to the floor.