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You're so beautiful, like a tree or a high-class prostitute.
--Jemaine Clement as Jemaine
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You're so beautiful you could be a part time model, but you'd probably have to keep your regular job.
--Jemaine Clement as Jemaine
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I'm not cryin'. It's just been raining... on my face.
--Jemaine Clement as Jemaine
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There’s people on the street getting diseases from monkeys
That’s right, I said getting diseases from monkeys
Now there’s junkies with monkeys diseases
Who’s touching these monkeys... more
--Jemaine Clement as Jemaine
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You know when I'm down to my socks it's time for business, that's why they call them business socks.
--Jemaine Clement as Jemaine
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In the buff being rude, doing stuff with the food, getting lewd with his food, we heard thats what you are into.
--Jemaine Clement as Jemaine
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why can’t a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty’s fly?
--Jemaine Clement as Jemaine
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Murray: Be careful with it. Don't stand next to any big magnets.
Jemaine: Why would I stand next to a big magnet?
Murray: I don't know what you do in your personal life.
--Jemaine Clement as Jemaine
--Rhys Darby as Murray
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At mermaid parties do they smoke sea weed, and if so how do they light it?
--Jemaine Clement as Jemaine
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They're turnin' kids into slaves just to make cheaper sneakers
But what's the real cost 'cause the sneakers don't seem that much cheaper
Why are we still payin' so much for sneakers when you got... more
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