Oh my God.
She's so hot.
She's so flippin hot.
She's like a curry.
I wanna tell her how hot she is but she'll think I'm being sexist.
She's so hot she's making me sexist.

Bitch.

It's business time!

Brett: Oh, Murray don’t start cursing.
Murray: Go fuck yourself Bret.

There ain't no party like my Nana's tea party...hey ho

there ain't no party like my nannas tea party, heeeeey, hoooow

Sinjay: It's a great speech. Too bad New Zealanders are a bunch of cocky A-holes descended from criminals and retarded monkeys.

Jemaine: No, you're thinking of Australians.

Bret: Yeah, that's... more

Murray: Quincy Jones, eh? What are some of the albums he's done, Bret?
Bret: Michael Jackson's 'Off the Wall'
Murray: I'll say he is...he's off the planet. Wants to freeze himself, doesn't he?

Jemaine: I thought you alread went all the way.
Bret: But now she wanted to have sex with me.
Jemaine: What gave you that idea?
Bret: She jumped on top of me and touched me on the penis.

Jemaine: Bret's wife can't have kids because... she's not real.

Bret: Well yes, the children do take after her in that respect.

Frodo don't wear the ring, the magical bling bling.