I'm a person.
Bret's a person.
You're a person.
That person over there's a person.
And each person deserves to be treated...like a person.

You're beard is good. It's just a compliment...for your beard

He doesn't cook or clean
He's not good boyfriend material
(Ooh we can eat cereal)

Ahhhh... Central Park

take your shitty bikes and get outta here before i peel your beard off!

you want a brown delicious to the face!

You'd have to be deaf to hear that

Eddie: The job is you have to hold up this sign and you have to make sure it points in the right direction. Now, does that sound like something you can do?

Jemaine: Sounds like something a... more

Bret: What happened with the gig at the aquarium?
Murray: It was kind of a misunderstanding. Um, there was a typo in the ad. It was 'Sand' they wanted. Sand. You know the wavy font, it looks like a... more

Dave: I don't wanna be a d**k, but could you guys move away? I'm trying to look lonely.

Jemaine: Lonely? What for?

Dave: Chicks are attracted to lonely guys. It's a psychological... more