Up until the punching, it was a real nice party.

Kaylee: We're taking on passengers at Persephone?
Mal: Yeah, that's the notion. We could use a little respectability on the way to Boros. Not to mention the money.
Jayne: Pain in the ass...... more

<a href="quoteComments?id=262560">Jayne: Woah there, Cap'n...tell me you didn't get into a fight with Monty.

Kaylee: Really? But I thought we loved Monty! (to Zoe, uncertain) Don't... more

Simon: My one regret in all of this is never getting to be with you.
Kaylee: You mean to say, as in, sex?
Simon: I mean to say.
Kaylee: (cocking gun) To hell with this. I wanna live.

Yes sir Captain Tight Pants

Oh, sweetie, don't feel bad. He makes everybody cry. He's like a monster.

Kaylee Frye: Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Oh, God! I can't *know* that!
Jayne Cobb: I could stand to hear a little more.

Zoe: Okay, listen up people, if it moves shoot it.

Kaylee: Unless it's the captain.

Zoe: Unless it's the captain.

<a href="quoteComments?id=300343">Mal: Does, uh... does this seem kind of tight?

Kaylee: Shows off your backside. Did you see the chandelier? It's hovering.</a>

<a href="quoteComments?id=305094">Jayne: Captain, can you stop her from being cheerful please?

Mal: I don't believe there's power in the Verse that will stop Kaylee from being... more