Yes... yes.. this is a fertile land and we shall thrive. We will rule over all this land and call it.. ... this land. " [Wash playing with Stegasaurus]

"I think we should call it your... more

Wash: [playing with dinosaurs] And we will call this land... this land.
[other dinosaur] I think we should call it your grave!
[first dinosour] Agh! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

Hoban 'Wash' Washburne: This sounds like something from Science Fiction.
Zoë Washburne: Honey, we live in a space ship.
Hoban 'Wash' Washburne: So?

Oh my god! What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's FLYING this thing?!Oh right, that would be me. Uh, back to work.

ZOE: Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.

WASH: Work, work, work...

[Jayne proudly wears his mother's hideous home-knit cap.]
Jayne: How's it sit? Pretty cunning, don't you think?
Kaylee: I think it's the sweetest hat ever.
Wash: A man walks down the... more

Wash: I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.

Wash: But a psychic? That sounds like something out of science fiction.
Zoe: Honey, you live on a spaceship.
Wash: So?

Let's go to the crappy town where I'm the hero!

You ever been with a warrior woman?