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Bonnie: Somebody save him, he can't swim!
Peter: Oh, he's not even kicking. Kick Joe, kick.
Lois: Peter, he's a paraplegic!
Peter: That doesn't mean he can't hear. Kick Joe, kick!
--Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin
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Steve member since 2008
8:02AM on 10 Sep 2008
Peter Griffin for President!!!!! Im Serious!!
Steve member since 2008
8:01AM on 10 Sep 2008
Peter is such a genius!! LOL
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