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Brian: "Peter, what are you doing?"

Peter: "Crack."

Brian: "Peter, where did you get crack?"

Peter: "Blacks."

Brian: "What???"

Peter: "Blacks, the drug store right behind the hardware store. There's a white guy selling it."

--Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin

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~ ~TWEETY~ ~ member since 2008

1:06PM on 15 Oct 2008

PETER WOULD U STAY OFF THAT STUFF AT LEAST 4 UR WIFE IF U KNEW ITS LIKE THIS LEWIS+PETER=♥

Obrayn member since 2008

10:59PM on 6 Oct 2008

"government came and took my babies"

Chris member since 2007

10:31PM on 15 Jul 2008

Don't take my babies
Peter on crack

<-= Poe=-> (aka, Dan) member since 2008

12:29PM on 14 Jun 2008

"Yeah right behind Blacks Hardware store, there was a White guy sellin' it."

BrAnDoN member since 2008

7:44AM on 7 Jun 2008

Steve member since 2008

4:33PM on 22 May 2008

Peter Thinking "Dont say doing your wife, dont say doing your wife, dont say doing your wife"
Peter saying " Doing your.... son?"

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