Peter: Brian look! There's a message in my alphabits: it says "ooooooooooo"

Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.

Lois: Peter, did you get a new buttocks?
Peter: I had to, my old one had a crack in it, heheheheh

Peter Griffin: Oh my God, Brian! There's a message in my Alpha-Bits. It says "OOOOOOOO"!
Brian Griffin: Peter, those are Cheerios.

How 'bout THAT side boob? That turn you on? Well it shouldn't. That's MY side boob.

Peter Griffin on choosing letters for Wheel of Fortune: "I'll take a Z, a 4, a Q, another Q, a third Q, and a Batman symbol."

Lois: oh Peter, youre such a child!
Peter: oh yea?? well if im a child, you know what that makes you? a pedophile! thats right, and ill be damned if im gonna stand here and be lectured by some... more

C'mon, lets go drink 'til we can't feel feelings anymore.

What the hell? They let Sarah Jessica Parker's face on TV and she looks like a foot!

Brian: "Peter, what are you doing?"

Peter: "Crack."

Brian: "Peter, where did you get crack?"

Peter: "Blacks."

Brian: "What???"

Peter:... more

Peter: to the hindenpeter



*peter runs outside, boarding a blimp which takes off, then crashes into joes yard*

*Crash*



Peter: sorry Joe, Sorry



Joe: where the hell do you get the money for... more