Brian will you take me down to baby gap? I want to dress like a small douche.

Quagmire: How long you been in beauty school?
Candy: Two months.
Quagmire: Well tonight, we're doing facials!

(Peter kicks Brian out of the window, a car turns not to run over him and destroys part of Cleveland's house, the bathtub falls empty to the floor)
Peter: Ah, that's right, Cleveland moved

Ugh! Do you bathe in Aquavelva?

Peter "Clevlands bathroom is the best thing since fat women disovered diet coke"

Men aren't fat Lois! Only fat women are fat.

Stewie: Stand back Brian, I'm preparing for my vault.
Brian: You can't vault in the living room, you're going to get hurt.
Stewie: Yeah, I'll get hurt right onto a Wheaties box.
Brian: I don't see... more

Chris your too young to join the Army. Now the Marines, those are the guys you wanna fuck!

Haa..!! Loved This Episode

This is John Wayne at the first Thanksgiving