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Oh Mother, I come bearing a gift...I'll give you a hint...it's in my diaper and it's not a toaster!

--Seth MacFarlane as Stewie Griffin

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Stewie : What kind of man would I be if I walked away from my responsibilities?

Brian : A black man?

Stewie : What the hell was that?

--Seth MacFarlane as Brian Griffin

--Seth MacFarlane as Stewie Griffin

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Peter: Brian look! There's a message in my alphabits: it says "ooooooooooo"

Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.

--Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin

--Seth MacFarlane as Brian Griffin

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Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch