Family Guy Season 8 | |||
| Episode | Title | Description | Recent Activity |
Nov 22 2009 | Jerome is the New Black | Peter and the guys interview potential friends to fill the vacancy left by Cleveland. However, things don't look so good for NBA star Kevin Garnett when it's discovered that Quagmire hates him. | Nothing Yet! |
Nov 15 2009   | Quagmire's Baby | Father doesn't know best when Quagmire assumes responsibility for a baby Peter finds who looks just like him. Meanwhile, Stewie clones himself. | 100 ratings | 8 discussion topics |
Nov 8 2009  | Hannah Banana | After attending to the concert of a teen superstar, Stewie discovers a surprising secret about the singer. Meanwhile back at home, Chris tries to prove the existence of the Evil Monkey. | 152 ratings | 8 discussion topics |
Nov 8 2009 | Family Guy Presents: Seth and Alex's Almost Live Comedy Show | Starring Seth MacFarlane and his Family Guy co-star Alex Borstein, this half-hour special will feature original animation, live-action performances of Family Guy's most memorable musical numbers, ...more | 49 ratings | 8 discussion topics |
Nov 8 2009  | Brian's Got a Brand New Bag | When Brian begins dating an older woman, the family begins to make fun of him. After Brian's new fling breaks her hip, he gets the pleasure of becoming her errand boy. | 93 ratings | 8 discussion topics | 27 wall posts |
Oct 11 2009  | Spies Reminiscent of Us | When Stewie and Brian discover that the guys who moved into Cleveland's old house are spies, they follow them on a mission to Russia. | 285 ratings | 8 discussion topics | 2 wall posts |
Oct 4 2009  | Family Goy | After finding a lump on her breast, Lois goes to the doctor to get it tested. Thankfully, the tests come back benign. However, the doctor looks into her family medical history and reveals that Lois is...more | 173 ratings | 8 discussion topics | 1 wall post |
Sep 27 2009 | Road to the Multiverse | Brian and Stewie go on another road trip through alternate universes using a special remote control. Including a post-apocalyptic world, a parallel world run by dogs where humans are pets and a ...more | 512 ratings | 8 discussion topics | 1 wall post |
Family Guy Season 7 | |||
| Episode | Title | Description | Recent Activity |
May 17 2009 | Peter's Progress | Peter learns from a psychic through a palm reading that he had a fascinating past life as Griffin Peterson, a dignified gentleman who vied for the love of Lady Redbush from 17th century England, ruled...more | 471 ratings | 22 discussion topics | 12 wall posts |
May 10 2009  | Three Kings | Peter imagines his friends and family in three of Stephen King's most famous works. Stand by Me parody - Twelve-year old Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe travel along a railroad track on a journey ...more | 334 ratings | 22 discussion topics | 5 wall posts |
May 3 2009 | We Love You, Conrad | After drowning his sorrows when he learns his ex-girlfriend Jillian is getting married, Brian discovers that he has hooked up with The Hills star Lauren Conrad. Brian wants out of the relationship ...more | 262 ratings | 22 discussion topics | 13 wall posts |
Apr 26 2009 | Stew-Roids | Stewie starts going to the gym with Peter after he gets beaten up by Joe's baby daughter Susie, but just when it seems that his hard work is paying off, Peter reveals that he's been giving him an ...more | 421 ratings | 22 discussion topics | 70 wall posts |
Apr 19 2009 | 420 | After Brian is arrested for drug possession, he launches a campaign to legalize marijuana. Mayor West passes the law, and the whole town goes to pot. However, Carter Pewterschmidt starts losing money ...more | 471 ratings | 22 discussion topics | 136 wall posts |
Mar 29 2009 | Not All Dogs Go to Heaven | Furious he doesn't get to ask the cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation any questions at a convention, Stewie kidnaps the cast so they can hang out. | 429 ratings | 22 discussion topics | 116 wall posts |
Mar 22 2009 | FOX-y Lady | Lois lands a job at FOX News and has to shoot an investigative exposé on a liberal filmmaker, but loses her job when her story implicates a conservative radio host. | 293 ratings | 22 discussion topics | 49 wall posts |
Mar 15 2009 | The Juice is Loose | Peter cashes in a raffle ticket from 1989 and wins a golf outing with O. J. Simpson. When he befriends Simpson and brings him home to meet the family, the residents of Quahog aren't so welcoming of ...more | 342 ratings | 22 discussion topics | 101 wall posts |
Mar 8 2009 | Family Gay | Peter participates in some medical experiments to pay off his debt, including one that sees him getting injected with the "gay gene". Peter winds up in a gay relationship and leaves Lois and...more | 487 ratings | 22 discussion topics | 135 wall posts |
Feb 15 2009 | Ocean's Three and a Half | Bonnie finally gives birth to her baby, a beautiful girl named Susie, with whom Stewie falls in love and will do anything to win her heart. Meanwhile, Joe borrows $20,000 from a bookie to pay for ...more | 666 ratings | 22 discussion topics | 204 wall posts |
Nov 16 2008 | Tales of a Third Grade Nothing | Peter does everything he can to get a promotion at work, but he must first be sent back to repeat the third grade in order to qualify. Meanwhile, Frank Sinatra, Jr. returns to Quahog to buy the local ...more | 1085 ratings | 22 discussion topics | 258 wall posts |
Nov 9 2008 | The Man with Two Brians | When Brian gets injured during a take of Peter's version of Jackass, the Griffins realize that Brian may be getting too old, so Peter brings home a new dog, prompting Brian to leave. Everyone else, ...more | 410 ratings | 22 discussion topics | 96 wall posts |
Nov 2 2008 | Baby Not On Board | Peter gets a lasting supply of gasoline for the year, so the family decides to use it to take a road trip to the Grand Canyon. They pack up and hit the road, but it takes them a while to realize that ...more | 287 ratings | 22 discussion topics | 77 wall posts |
Oct 19 2008 | Road to Germany | Mort Goldman accidentally steps into Stewie's time machine and goes back in time, and Brian and Stewie follow to retrieve him. When they discover that they've ended up in 1939 Poland, Stewie, Brian ...more | 431 ratings | 22 discussion topics | 133 wall posts |
Oct 5 2008 | I Dream of Jesus | Peter gets a record for his favorite song "Surfin' Bird", a song so annoying that he drives everyone insane with it, prompting Brian and Stewie to destroy the record. Distraught, Peter goes ...more | 528 ratings | 22 discussion topics | 83 wall posts |
Sep 28 2008 | Love Blactually | Brian sets his sights on a girl named Carolyn and follows Stewie's advice to take things slow with the relationship, only to drive her crazy and straight into Cleveland's arms. Brian does whatever it ...more | 334 ratings | 22 discussion topics | 77 wall posts |
Family Guy Season 6 | |||
| Episode | Title | Description | Recent Activity |
May 4 2008 | Long John Peter | Peter steals a parrot and becomes convinced that he's a pirate. He becomes the scourge of the neighborhood, terrorizing every corner of Quahog until he accidentally kills his beloved bird. Meanwhile, ...more | 1089 ratings | 1 discussion topic | 35 wall posts |
Apr 27 2008 | The Former Life of Brian | Brian discovers that he is the illegitimate father of an old flame's unruly son, Dylan, who is dropped off at the Griffins' house so Brian can raise him. He manages to turn Dylan's life in the right ...more | 53 ratings | 1 discussion topic | 1 wall post |
Mar 2 2008 | Play it Again, Brian | Feeling their marriage has hit a snag, Peter and Lois take Brian's offer to go with him for a relaxing vacation at Martha's Vineyard. However, as Peter gets drunk, Brian loses his self-restraint and ...more | 53 ratings | 1 discussion topic | 1 wall post |
Feb 17 2008 | Back to the Woods | James Woods returns to Quahog to seek revenge against Peter by stealing his identity and his family after finding his wallet left behind at a Barry Manilow concert. Though he is left with nothing, ...more | 47 ratings | 1 discussion topic |
Jan 13 2008 | McStroke | Peter saves a fast-food resturaunt owner from a fire and accepts his offer unlimited burgers as a reward for saving his life, though Peter suffers a stroke after eating too many at once. After ...more | 52 ratings | 1 discussion topic | 4 wall posts |
Nov 25 2007 | Peter's Daughter | After recovering from a coma, Meg finds herself interested in a Medicine student who treats her at the hospital. Peter, however, who has grown protective of her during her stasis, feels very ...more | 64 ratings | 1 discussion topic | 4 wall posts |
Nov 18 2007 | Padre de Familia | Peter takes so much pride in being an American citizen that he starts an anti-immigrant campaign in town — until he discovers that he himself is actually an illegal immigrant born in Mexico. Unable ...more | 69 ratings | 1 discussion topic | 3 wall posts |
Nov 4 2007 | Lois Kills Stewie | Returning from her presumed death, Lois reveals her attempted killer to be Stewie. Determined to take over the world again, Stewie holds his family hostage and sets into motion his most diabolical ...more | 82 ratings | 1 discussion topic | 10 wall posts |
Nov 4 2007 | Stewie Kills Lois | Lois leaves the family behind to go on a cruise with Peter. Jealous that he doesn't get to come with them, Stewie begins to plot his diabolical revenge. When a skeptical Brian challenges Stewie to ...more | 68 ratings | 1 discussion topic | 7 wall posts |
Oct 7 2007 | Believe It Or Not, Joe's Walking On Air | Joe, feeling his disability is affecting his marriage, regains his ability to walk after a leg transplant. He decides to play extreme sports and spends most of his time with more athletic people, ...more | 58 ratings | 1 discussion topic |
Sep 30 2007 | Movin' Out (Brian's Song) | Peter convinces Brian to move in with his girlfriend Jillian, and Stewie tags along to help pay the rent, but he tries to interfere with their relationship. Meanwhile, Meg and Chris get jobs at the ...more | 53 ratings | 1 discussion topic | 2 wall posts |
Sep 23 2007 | Blue Harvest | Peter retells the story of Star Wars in this hour-long episode of Family Guy. When Princess Leia (Lois) is captured by the evil Darth Vader (Stewie), the droids C-3PO (Quagmire) and R2-D2 (Cleveland) ...more | 48 ratings | 1 discussion topic |
Family Guy Season 5 | |||
| Episode | Title | Description | Recent Activity |
May 20 2007 | Meet The Quagmires | Death grants Peter's wish of going back in time to be 18 again for one night so that he can sow his wild oats, but ends up bailing out on a date with Lois. But when he discovers that, back in the ...more | 46 ratings |
May 13 2007 | It Takes A Village Idiot, And I Married One | Lois runs for Mayor of Quahog against Adam West, but the only way she can get people to listen to her is to dumb down her plans to make Quahog a better place. But when she secures the nomination and ...more | 43 ratings |
May 6 2007 | No Chris Left Behind | Chris gets expelled from school for being the dumbest student. Trying to help the situation, Carter Pewterschmidt gets him accepted into a classy boarding school where he has trouble fitting in. ...more | 41 ratings |
Apr 29 2007 | Boys Do Cry | When Lois gets a new job as a church organist the family start attending services, where Stewie gets sick on Communion wine. The congregation believes that he's possessed, so the Griffins are forced ...more | 44 ratings |
Mar 25 2007 | No Meals On Wheels | The Griffins open a restaurant and have trouble attracting customers, so Joe offers to bring some of his friends in to help with business. At first, Peter assumes they are all police officers, but ...more | 41 ratings |
Mar 11 2007 | Bill & Peter's Bogus Journey | Peter befriends Bill Clinton, even though Lois thinks he is a bad influence. But when she tries to break off their relationship, she ends up having sex with Clinton instead. Peter is devastated, so ...more | 41 ratings |
Mar 4 2007 | Airport '07 | Peter messes things up at the airport and causes Quagmire to lose his job as an airline pilot. After failing to find another career, Quagmire must rely on Peter, Cleveland and Joe's scheme to get his ...more | 43 ratings | 1 wall post |
Feb 18 2007 | The Tan Aquatic With Steve Zissou | Peter beats up a bully who's been harassing Chris, but finds that bullying is so much fun he becomes a bully himself. Meanwhile, Stewie becomes obsessed with getting a tan until he getts a nasty ...more | 44 ratings |
Feb 11 2007 | Peter's Two Dads | When the late Francis Griffin is revealed not to be Peter's father, Peter learns from his mother that his real father is a town drunk in Ireland, so he and Brian go there to find the man and prove his...more | 40 ratings |
Jan 28 2007 | Road To Rupert | Brian accidentally sells Stewie's teddy bear Rupert at a garage sale. This, of course, upsets Stewie, so Brian takes him on another cross-country road trip, this time to Aspen, Colorado to find Rupert...more | 45 ratings |
Dec 17 2006 | Barely Legal | Brian volunteers to go to the school dance with Meg when she can't find a date where he gets drunk to ease the pain and makes out with her. As a result, Meg begins to think of Brian as her new ...more | 35 ratings |
Nov 26 2006 | Chick Cancer | Stewie ties the knot with his old friend Olivia, but their relationship quickly turns into a traditional marriage full of resentment and bickering, escalating when they go on a double date with Brian ...more | 39 ratings |
Nov 19 2006 | Prick Up Your Ears | Lois volunteers to teach sex-ed class at Chris and Meg's school, but her brutal honest approach has her replaced by a church spokesman. Meg and her new boyfriend end up taking an abstinence pledge but...more | 40 ratings |
Nov 12 2006 | Whistle While Your Wife Works | Peter severely injures his hand and is told he needs to pick up the pace at work, so Lois goes to the brewery to help him catch up. Meanwhile, Stewie discovers that Brian's new girlfriend, Jillian, is...more | 40 ratings |
Nov 5 2006 | Saving Private Brian | When Brian tries to give the Army a piece of his mind for trying to recruit Chris, Stewie tags along and gets them enlisted. After making it through boot camp, they are shipped to Iraq and do anything...more | 41 ratings |
Sep 24 2006 | Hell Comes To Quahog | After Peter blows all of Meg's car money on a military tank for himself, Meg gets a job at a Wal-Mart-like supermarket, which uses up most of the town's energy and puts other stores out of business. ...more | 41 ratings |
Sep 17 2006 | Mother Tucker | Peter's mother Thelma announces that she is getting a divorce, and Peter feels abandoned. However, he soon finds a father figure in her new boyfriend Tom Tucker and begins acting like a child again. ...more | 40 ratings |
Sep 10 2006 | Stewie Loves Lois | After Lois fixes Stewie's teddy bear Rupert after he is nearly torn to shreds, Stewie takes an obsessive liking to his mother, though Lois eventually gets sick of all his love and attention. Meanwhile...more | 43 ratings |
Family Guy Season 4 | |||
| Episode | Title | Description | Recent Activity |
May 21 2006 | Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure | It turns out that the man Stewie saw is his 30-year-old self, so Stewie joins him in the future to discover how his life will turn out, which he finds appalling. After discovering that the source of ...more | 42 ratings |
May 21 2006 | Bango Was His Name Oh | Stewie sees a man on TV who looks just like him. Convinced this man must be his real father, Stewie takes Brian to go on a cross-country road trip with Quagmire to find him and discover the truth. ...more | 41 ratings |
May 21 2006 | Stewie B. Goode | Stewie's attempt to kill a boy he doesn't like backfires and lands him in a near-death experience where he gets a brief taste of life in Hell. This is enough to make Stewie resolve to act nicer to ...more | 40 ratings |
May 14 2006 | Untitled Griffin Family History | Robbers break in to the Griffins' house, so the family flees to safety in their panic room. Trapped with no way out, Peter decides to pass the time by telling his family the story of the Griffin ...more | 38 ratings |
May 7 2006 | Petergeist | In a parody of the film Poltergeist, Peter decides to build a multiplex to top Joe's new theater, but comes across an Indian skull in his backyard. As a result, a poltergeist haunts the Griffins' ...more | 44 ratings |
Apr 30 2006 | You May Now Kiss The... Uh... Guy Who Receives | Mayor West tries to ban gay marriage to divert attention from a bad investment he made with the taxpayers' money, prompting Brian to fight for the right of his gay cousin, Jasper, to get married. ...more | 39 ratings |
Apr 23 2006 | Peterotica | After reading an erotica book that he thought was bad, Peter writes a collection of his own, but a lawsuit partially relating to his series leads to Lois's father, Carter, losing his money. Unable to ...more | 33 ratings |
Apr 9 2006 | Deep Throats | Brian tries to expose Mayor West as the corrupt politician he is, and becomes even more determined after discovering that he is dating Meg, who has become his new intern. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois ...more | 38 ratings |
Mar 26 2006 | Sibling Rivalry | Peter gets a vasectomy after a pregnancy scare from Lois, which puts a kibosh on their sex life. Lois begins overeating and gets fat, which spices things up between them. Meanwhile, Stewie's equally-...more | 36 ratings |
Mar 12 2006 | I Take Thee, Quagmire | Quagmire actually falls in love with a maid whose service Peter won on a game show, and even marries her. But when the old Quagmire returns behind her back after the ceremony, Quagmire tries to get ...more | 40 ratings |
Jan 29 2006 | Patriot Games | Peter becomes a player for the New England Patriots football team after Tom Brady picks up on his display of impressive charging skills at a high school reunion. Meanwhile, Stewie becomes a sports ...more | 42 ratings | 1 wall post |
Jan 8 2006 | Brian Sings & Swings | Brian sinks into a depression after a near-death experience, but finds a new lease on life as a back-up singer for Frank Sinatra, Jr.; this, however, does not last very long. Meanwhile, Meg pretends ...more | 39 ratings |
Dec 18 2005 | The Father, The Son And The Holy Fonz | Peter's father Francis tries to impose his religious beliefs onto the Griffins during a visit. Stewie ends up in a plastic bubble after getting baptized with contaminated holy water, so Peter starts ...more | 39 ratings |
Nov 27 2005 | Fat Guy Strangler | Lois discovers that she has a brother she never knew about who, after a traumatic experience involving Jackie Gleason, is locked in a mental hospital and holds a grudge against the obese. Meanwhile, ...more | 41 ratings |
Nov 20 2005 | The Courtship Of Stewie's Father | Lois thinks Stewie's matricidal behavior is just a cry for fatherly attention, so she makes Peter bond with Stewie, although Peter and Stewie play tricks on her instead. Meanwhile, Chris does chores ...more | 40 ratings |
Nov 13 2005 | Brian Goes Back To College | When it's revealed that Brian never finished college, he decides to return to complete his last credit. However, he must deal with his temptations to cheat in order to pass the class. Meanwhile, Peter...more | 39 ratings |
Nov 6 2005 | Ptv | A "trouser malfunction" on live-broadcast TV prompts the FCC to censor even mildly objectionable content on TV. Outraged, Peter and Brian create their own TV station, filled with all-around ...more | 41 ratings |
Sep 25 2005 | Jungle Love | Chris runs away from his home after getting hazed on his first day of school and joins the Peace Corps, after which he is dropped off in South America. Meanwhile, Peter gets a job at the newly ...more | 38 ratings |
Sep 18 2005 | The Perfect Castaway | Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe get shipwrecked on a desert island during a storm out at sea. Thinking that Peter is dead, Lois marries Brian. She is, of course, overjoyed to see Peter safe when ...more | 38 ratings |
Sep 11 2005 | Peter's Got Woods | Brian falls for an African-American teacher and petitions to have the name of the school changed just to please her. Peter feels uncomfortable about this and has James Woods take care of the situation...more | 40 ratings |
Jul 24 2005 | Model Misbehavior | Lois fulfills her lifelong dream of being a fashion model after appearing in her underwear in the newspaper. Peter, however, grows increasingly concerned that she may be losing touch with reality. ...more | 42 ratings |
Jul 17 2005 | Breaking Out Is Hard To Do | The kleptomaniacal Lois is sent to prison after she goes on a shoplifting spree, which leaves the rest of the family in a terrible state of disarray. To bring their lives back to normal, Peter breaks ...more | 37 ratings |
Jul 10 2005 | 8 Simple Rules For Buying My Teenage Daughter | Peter offers Meg to Mort Goldman's son, Neil, to pay off a tab at the pharmacy. Meg is obviously against the idea at first, but when she discovers that Neil is going out with someone else, she grows ...more | 38 ratings |
Jun 26 2005 | Brian The Bachelor | Brian appears on the ABC reality show The Bachelorette, which he doesn't like and only joins for a vacation, but falls for the Bachelorette when he sees her as more than an actress. Meanwhile, Chris ...more | 41 ratings |
Jun 19 2005 | Petarded | Peter becomes so convinced that he's a genius that Brian challenges him to prove it; the IQ test he takes reveals that Peter is mentally retarded. Peter exploits the perks that come with his handicap ...more | 42 ratings |
Jun 12 2005 | The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire | Cleveland's wife Loretta has an affair with Quagmire and is secretly caught red-handed by Peter and Brian. When Loretta leaves Cleveland because of how boring he is, Peter decides to teach Cleveland ...more | 41 ratings |
Jun 5 2005 | Don't Make Me Over | Meg gets the ultimate makeover in an attempt to boost her confidence. Meanwhile, Peter aspires to start a rock band which, along with Meg's new attractiveness and talented singing voice, causes the ...more | 45 ratings | 1 wall post |
May 15 2005 | Blind Ambition | Noticing the great achievements his friends have attained, Peter does whatever he can to achieve something he'll be remembered for. His ambitions, however, ultimately cost him his eyesight, though not...more | 44 ratings |
May 8 2005 | Fast Times At Buddy Cianci Jr. High | Brian becomes a substitute English teacher, but is transferred to a class for troubled teens while Chris becomes attracted to Brian's sexy replacement teacher. She promises to return his love if he ...more | 41 ratings |
May 1 2005 | North By North Quahog | Peter and Lois go on a second honeymoon, but when Peter crashes the car, he poses as Mel Gibson so they can stay in his luxury hotel suite. There they find and attempt to destroy a copy of the ...more | 44 ratings |
Family Guy Season 3 | |||
| Episode | Title | Description | Recent Activity |
Feb 14 2002 | Family Guy Viewer Mail #1 | Brian and Stewie host a special episode of Family Guy, featuring three non-canon stories created from viewer requests. (No Bones About It) - A genie comes to Peter to grant him wishes; his last wish...more | 44 ratings |
Feb 7 2002 | Road To Europe | Stewie becomes obsessed with a British kids' show and runs away to be part of the cast, and Brian gives chase in an attempt to bring him back. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois go to see a Kiss concert, where...more | 42 ratings | 1 wall post |
Jan 31 2002 | Stuck Together, Torn Apart | Peter and Lois are advised to go through a trial separation after Peter becomes jealous over Lois reuniting with an old boyfriend, and he hooks up with Jennifer Love Hewitt. Meanwhile, Stewie and ...more | 41 ratings |
Jan 24 2002 | From Method To Madness | Stewie signs up for an acting class, where he's paired up with a stuck-up child star named Olivia. They become a hit, though the fame quickly sets in and they soon start bickering. Meanwhile, Peter ...more | 40 ratings |
Jan 17 2002 | Brian Wallows And Peter's Swallows | Brian gets a DUI and is forced to care for a bitter, old woman who used to be a jingle singer. After discovering the woman's brighter past, Brian tries to brighten her life. Meanwhile, Peter grows a ...more | 42 ratings |
Dec 21 2001 | A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas | It's Christmas time in Quahog, a time when Lois' plans for a perfect Christmas blow up in her face, causing her to break down and go berserk. Stewie uses his role as the baby Jesus in the town play to...more | 44 ratings |
Dec 20 2001 | Ready, Willing And Disabled | Joe feels discouraged after failing to catch a thief during a chase, so Peter tries to get his self-confidence back by entering him in a handicapped people's decathlon, but with Joe still helpless, he...more | 40 ratings |
Dec 6 2001 | Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother? | While teaching Chris about his Irish heritage, Peter discovers that he has a black ancestor. When this affects his social status and he finds out that his ancestor was a slave to Lois's family, Peter ...more | 40 ratings |
Nov 29 2001 | Screwed The Pooch | The family visits Lois' parents, the Pewterschmidts, where Brian takes out all of his pent-up sexual energy on the Pewterschmidts' prize-winning racing greyhound, Sea Breeze. A custody battle then ...more | 40 ratings |
Nov 15 2001 | To Love And Die In Dixie | The family moves to the deep South when a criminal threatens to kill Chris for witnessing his crime. There Chris befriends a kid named Sam, whom he is forbidden to see by Sam's father when Peter ...more | 42 ratings |
Nov 8 2001 | Emission Impossible | After delivering Lois's sister's newborn child, Lois and Peter decide to have another baby, prompting Stewie to do whatever he can to stop it, even if it means shrinking himself and wiping out every ...more | 41 ratings |
Sep 19 2001 | A Fish Out Of Water | After nearly two weeks of unemployment, Peter decides to begin a new career as a fisherman, but faces problems when he has to pay off a boat loan, so he tries to catch the bounty for a legendary fish...more | 42 ratings |
Sep 5 2001 | Mr. Saturday Knight | Peter's boss, Mr. Weed, dies during a dinner with the Griffin family, and the toy factory is demolished as a result. Now unemployed, and failing to find himself other jobs, Peter decides to live his ...more | 39 ratings |
Aug 29 2001 | The Kiss Seen Around The World | Meg applies for an internship at Quahog 5 (due to her crush on news anchor Tom Tucker), but so does the annoying Neil. When she is reluctantly driven to kiss Neil, he broadcasts the word of their &...more | 42 ratings |
Aug 22 2001 | Lethal Weapons | Lois takes tae-jitsu lessons to fight back against the leafers (New York tourists) overtaking the town, but worries that her violence may be a bad influence on her family. When anger management only ...more | 44 ratings | 1 wall post |
Aug 15 2001 | Death Lives | On their wedding anniversary, Peter sends Lois all over Quahog on a scavenger hunt so he can go play golf. But when Peter gets struck by lightning and has a near-death experience, he meets Death again...more | 42 ratings |
Aug 8 2001 | And The Wiener Is… | Peter is intimidated by Chris's larger penis and then becomes very self-conscious about his own manhood, joining a gun club to make himself feel more masculine. Meanwhile, Meg becomes a flag-girl, and...more | 41 ratings |
Aug 1 2001 | One If By Clam, Two If By Sea | Everything in town is destroyed in Quahog after a hurricane—except the Drunken Clam, which is turned into a British pub by a man who becomes the Griffins' new neighbor. Meanwhile, Stewie tries to ...more | 42 ratings |
Jul 25 2001 | Mr. Griffin Goes To Washington | The toy factory at which Peter works is taken over by a cigarette company who hires Peter as the new president. He is then sent to Washington, D.C. as a lobbyist so they can create toys that encourage...more | 40 ratings |
Jul 18 2001 | Brian Does Hollywood | Brian moves to Los Angeles with his cousin after his drug rehabiliation and inadvertently becomes a film director. The family decides to visit Brian for support in his new career, though it turns out ...more | 41 ratings |
Jul 11 2001 | The Thin White Line | In search of a thrill in life, Brian becomes a police dog. However, Brian's drug-sniffing job leaves him addicted to cocaine, so he must go into rehab. When he discovers that the clinic isn't helping...more | 41 ratings |
Family Guy Season 2 | |||
| Episode | Title | Description | Recent Activity |
Aug 1 2000 | Fore, Father | Peter thinks his son lacks responsibility, so he gets him a job at a golf course. However, when he discovers that Cleveland's son has the potential to become a pro golf player, he forsakes Chris to ...more | 47 ratings |
Jul 25 2000 | Wasted Talent | Peter wins a tour of a magical brewery owned by Pawtucket Pat (à la Charlie and the Chocolate Factory), while Lois desperately searches for a talented piano player to beat her rival at an upcoming ...more | 50 ratings |
Jul 18 2000 | The Story On Page 1 | Meg signs up for the high school newspaper club as Brown University's academic requirement, but Peter replaces her original article with one about Luke Perry's supposed homosexuality. This lands Meg ...more | 46 ratings |
Jul 12 2000 | E. Peterbus Unum | While confronting the mayor about zoning issues around his house, Peter discovers that his house isn't anywhere on the map, prompting him to secede his house from the rest of the United States, ...more | 47 ratings |
Jun 27 2000 | He's Too Sexy For His Fat | Chris becomes insecure about his weight and goes on a diet, but Peter opts for plastic surgery and ends up getting it himself. Now thin and handsome, Peter becomes swayed by the special treatment he ...more | 45 ratings | 1 wall post |
Jun 27 2000 | There's Something About Paulie | Peter befriends a mob boss's nephew, Big Fat Paulie, while paying off a debt. But when he says that Lois doesn't want them to hang out anymore, Paulie misinterprets the situation and thinks that Peter...more | 49 ratings |
Jun 13 2000 | Dammit Janet | Stewie is sent off to daycare to learn social skills where he falls in love with a girl named Janet. Meanwhile, Lois begins wishing that her life were more exciting, so she gets a job as a flight ...more | 48 ratings |
Jun 6 2000 | Let's Go To The Hop | Peter goes undercover as a high school student to kick youths off the habit of toad licking, making him extremely popular in Meg's school. Meg asks her dad out to the upcoming school dance in the ...more | 46 ratings |
May 30 2000 | Road To Rhode Island | Brian volunteers to bring Stewie home from his grandparents' house in California, but the two miss their plane and must travel on foot for a cross-country journey back home. Meanwhile, Peter becomes ...more | 46 ratings |
Apr 25 2000 | Fifteen Minutes Of Shame | After being embarrassed by her family during her slumber party, Meg brings them on a daytime talk show out of revenge, where a TV producer turns the Griffins' dysfunctional life into a reality show. ...more | 46 ratings |
Apr 18 2000 | A Picture Is Worth 1,000 Bucks | Peter begins to fear that his name won't be remembered, and strives to start a legacy of his own. When he sells a painting Chris gave him to an art gallery, Peter discovers that he can use Chris' ...more | 44 ratings |
Apr 11 2000 | Running Mates | Lois runs for President of the Quahog School Board, but Peter runs against her so he can save the job of his favorite teacher, smearing Lois' image and winning by a landslide. But things take a turn ...more | 46 ratings |
Apr 4 2000 | If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin' | When Peter and Chris' favorite TV show is cancelled, Peter pretends Chris is terminally ill and tells the "Grant-A-Dream Foundation" that his "final wish" is to get the show back ...more | 46 ratings |
Mar 28 2000 | I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar | After telling a sexist joke at work, Peter is forced to go to a women's retreat camp and comes back acting sensitive and effeminate. Lois and the others become greatly disturbed by his new attitude, ...more | 46 ratings |
Mar 28 2000 | The King Is Dead | Lois is appointed the director of Quahog's theatre company after the former director dies and attempts to produce The King and I. She appoints Peter as the producer to keep him out of her way, but his...more | 46 ratings |
Mar 21 2000 | Death Is A Bitch | Peter gets out of paying a hefty hospital bill by declaring that he's dead, only to get a surprise visit from Death himself. However, Death injures himself while chasing Peter and is unable to do his ...more | 54 ratings | 1 wall post |
Mar 14 2000 | Love Thy Trophy | The neighbors fight over a trophy won for the best parade float, and when it ends up getting stolen, everyone in town becomes a prime suspect. Meanwhile, Meg takes a job as a waitress at a pancake ...more | 44 ratings |
Mar 7 2000 | Brian In Love | Stewie is being blamed for urinating all over the house and is forced to learn how to use the toilet, but when the culprit turns out to be Brian, Brian seeks therapy about his accidents and attempts ...more | 48 ratings |
Dec 26 1999 | Da Boom | In this dream episode, Peter's newly adopted fears of the Y2K bug are realized after he cancels his family's New Year's Eve plans. After the Y2K apocalypse the Griffins must find a Twinkie factory to ...more | 46 ratings |
Sep 30 1999 | Holy Crap | Peter's devoutly religious, recently retired father Francis comes to visit, though he is intolerant of the others and makes life miserable for them; nevertheless, Peter tries to bond with him, since ...more | 48 ratings | 1 wall post |
Sep 23 1999 | Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater | One of Lois' relatives passes away, leaving Lois and the rest of the family her posh summer mansion in a will. But when Peter becomes convinced that he is rich and ultimately bids $100 million at a ...more | 51 ratings |
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May 16 1999 | Brian: Portrait Of A Dog | Brian swallows his pride when Peter convinces him to join a dog show so they can win money for a new air conditioner. But after an argument over a trick gone bad, Brian realizes he's a second-class ...more | 52 ratings | 1 wall post |
May 9 1999 | The Son Also Draws | Peter takes the family to New York to reinstate Chris into the Youth Scouts after he is kicked out. But when Peter makes a pit stop at an Indian casino, Lois develops a gambling habit that costs her ...more | 48 ratings |
May 2 1999 | A Hero Sits Next Door | Peter is initially annoyed when Joe Swanson moves to Quahog with his family, but is forced to recruit him for his company's softball team before realizing he's a paraplegic. Nevertheless, Joe wins the...more | 47 ratings |
Apr 25 1999 | Mind Over Murder | Peter punches a pregnant woman he thought was a man and ends up being placed under house arrest for punching a woman. Restless, Peter builds a bar in his basement where Lois ends up stealing the ...more | 52 ratings |
Apr 18 1999 | Chitty Chitty Death Bang | Peter allows Meg to attend a friend's party the same day as Stewie's first birthday, which upsets Lois. Little does Meg know that she is attending a cult party. The cult leader follows Peter when he ...more | 48 ratings |
Apr 11 1999 | I Never Met The Dead Man | While teaching Meg how to drive, Peter crashes into a satellite dish and knocks out the city's cable. He begins to go crazy without TV, but finds a new life in outdoor activities, which drives the ...more | 50 ratings |
Jan 31 1999 | Death Has A Shadow | Peter loses his job due to drinking too much at a stag party and falling asleep at work. He signs up for welfare to keep Lois from finding out, but gets much more than he expected. Lois finds out ...more | 85 ratings | 5 wall posts |
