Your father his idea of culture is an undershirt with sleeves.

Debra, you can't keep cheese in a suitcase!

Marie Barone: Fine! You got it out of me. Your father and I... succumbed to temptation before we got married. I fell for your father's boyish good looks. But, it didn't matter. We were in love.... more

Frank: Why the hell did I let you Drive?
Marie: Cause you can't see anymore
Frank: I can see a house

Don't let a suitcase full of cheese be your big fork and spoon

He hates it when I cry. It reminds him of out wedding night.

Its a miracle this place isn't invested with hamsters.

Eat your waffles, Robby.

Marie: Your father's tried everything to get him to snap out of it.

Debra: What's he doing?

Marie: He's yelling 'snap out of it!'

Frank Barone: I tried nice once. Didn't care for it.
Marie Barone: Is that what happened to smart?