Top 10 Marie Barone Quotes

1
Your father his idea of culture is an undershirt with sleeves.
--Doris Roberts as Marie Barone
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2
Debra, you can't keep cheese in a suitcase!
--Doris Roberts as Marie Barone
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Marie Barone: Fine! You got it out of me. Your father and I... succumbed to temptation before we got married. I fell for your father's boyish good looks. But, it didn't matter. We were in love.... more
--Doris Roberts as Marie Barone
--Peter Boyle as Frank Barone
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4
Frank: Why the hell did I let you Drive?
Marie: Cause you can't see anymore
Frank: I can see a house
--Doris Roberts as Marie Barone
--Peter Boyle as Frank Barone
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5
Don't let a suitcase full of cheese be your big fork and spoon
--Doris Roberts as Marie Barone
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6
He hates it when I cry. It reminds him of out wedding night.
--Doris Roberts as Marie Barone
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7
Its a miracle this place isn't invested with hamsters.
--Doris Roberts as Marie Barone
8
Eat your waffles, Robby.
--Doris Roberts as Marie Barone
9
Marie: Your father's tried everything to get him to snap out of it.

Debra: What's he doing?

Marie: He's yelling 'snap out of it!'
--Patricia Heaton as Debra Barone
--Doris Roberts as Marie Barone
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Frank Barone: I tried nice once. Didn't care for it.
Marie Barone: Is that what happened to smart?
--Doris Roberts as Marie Barone
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