Marie: Don't you tell me to be quiet! I have a mind of my own you know! I can contribute! I'm not just some... trophy wife!

Frank: You're a trophy wife? What contest in hell did I win?

Marie: Don't you tell me to be quiet! I have a mind of my own you know! I can contribute! I'm not just some... trophy wife! Frank: You're a trophy wife? What contest in hell did I win?

Marie Barone: One day you'll turn around, and I'll be gone!
Ray Barone:[Spins completely around] Not today!

Ray: (After Robert accidentally breaks off the top of a Christmas tree) "You just hate anything bigger than you, don't you?"

Debra: (To Geoffrey and Michael's teacher) "You have no idea what I have to put up with. When I got married, I didn't just get a husband, I got a whole freak show that set up their tent right... more

Marie: You know, one of these days you'll turn around and I might not be here.

Ray [after a 360 turn around]: Not today!!

I'm tired could you just call yourself and idiot.

Debra: (Angry at her husband) "What are you doing Ray?!"

Ray: "Listen, I know what you are thinking."

Debra: "Really? Then, why aren't you protecting yourself?"

What in the holy name of crap are you talking about?

Frank: "That is what the Civil War is all about. Families coming together..."

Ray: "To kill other families."

Frank: "Amen."