Robert: I'm sorry Ma. I've been giving you the silent treatment all week.
Marie: ...You have?

Robert: My life. What has happened to my life? (Looks up) Was This your plan? Huh? You sat up there and you put me through everything and then let me end up like this? Well let me tell you something... more

Nothing? You got nothing? A wife, a daughter, twin boys...That was my dream! So why don't you take your "I'm shrinking, I'm dying, I have no dreams!" and take it right back across the... more

(After the family finds out that Debra is pregnent with twin boys)

Robert: (sarcastic)"Well...look at Raymond go!"

I am a cop and I live with my parents. I am on a constant diet of human suffering.

I go to work and people shoot at me. Raymond goes to work and people do the wave.

Robert Barone is not available for a booty call! You heard me.

because you know only a heartless dictator or MA would do that......"

"are you calling me a heartless dictator.....OR MA?!?

Oh...my...God!

Evil sex...evil, twisted, dirty sex.