Pat: Here look it says 500 pieces of head banging fun. What do you think Hank?

Hank: Well we're already going to catholic church tomorrow, I guess we can just call it a lost weekend.

Frank: At least we're not liars.

Hank McDougall: Excuse me?

Frank: Everyone's had a muffin. You're full of crap.

Ray: Listen, you have to do what Mommy says.

Ally: Why?

Ray: Cause I do!

Garvin: Hey, look, Ray's here. HaHa!

Ray: I'll go with you to counsiling tomorrow.

Robert: Yes!

Marie: I can't wait to hear how it goes.

Frank: Me to. Tell me all about it

Marie: Oh, your going too, Frank.

Frank: No,... more

Amy: That just doesn't sound like my parents. They loved having him there. They did everything for him.

Marie: Amy dear, you have to understand. A child is like a baby robin-- you feed his, you... more

Amy: What are you going to do? How are you going to handle this?

Debra: Well she's basically grounded. There's no TV, no phone, no contact with the outside world until she gets her math grade... more

Debra: Anyway, that's what's going on with Ally. I just thought you would like to know.

Mr. Putnam: Oh. Oh, can I tell you something?

Debra: Sure.

Mr. Putnam: I don't care.

Debra: Excuse... more

Ray: Everybody's getting naked in my bed except me.

Lois: I'm getting something to drink.

Warren: Well, you have to do the homework.

Lois: I was doing the homework, Commandant!

Warren:... more

Garvin: Don’t worry. The kid’s done winning. It’s time for a man’s game. [deals] Five card draw. No draw.

Frank: That means you play the five cards you are dealt.

Ray: Yea, I figured... more