Surprise! It's an iguana.

HABANADA!!

I shold be drunk every day!

Did you put oil on?

If an angry mob comes to the door with pitchforks and torches, it's for me.

Ray: P-U-T-Z, putz. The putz walking into the door, putz.

Natasha: Well somebody raised you right you must have amazing parents.

Ray: Yeah they would amaze you

Jeez oh lou! I'm sorry this one sounds just like Marie!

Frank: "I could of ate a whole box of alpha bits and crapted a better interview.

Robert: Wanna drop dad off in the woods?

Ray: Rub some honey on his ass and blow a bear whistle.