You heard me, this puny little blob just hanging there. So of course I couldn't take my eyes off of it. Is it gonna fall? is it gonna hang there all night? Is his skin gonna absorb it?

Abby Lockhart: I'm beginning to hate Neela.
Susan Lewis: Well, she's a med student.
Abby Lockhart: I'm a med student!
Susan Lewis: To tell you the truth, she's starting to piss me off, too.... more

I can't wait to go home and get into bed. What do you think the chances are of Antonio Banderas waiting there for me?

Susan: So she just got on a plane?
Conni: Sent for the twins the next day, haven't seen her since.
Haleh: Dr. Kovac didn't know what happened.
Susan: Dr. Kovac?
Lydia: A tall, hunky guy. Dark... more

Abby: Don't worry, Dr. Carter used to be in the circus.
Lewis: A clown, right?
Carter: Human cannonball. Until I got fired.

Patient: All my problems started when I met this girl in an after-hours bar. She bit me.
Dr. Lewis: She bit you where?
Patient: In the alley outside the club.
Dr. Lewis: No. Where on your... more

Carter: Have fun with your suturing.
Lewis: Have fun with your rectum.

Susan is treating a prisoner...
Patient: You're the first woman I've talked to in 14 months.
Susan: Yeah, I get that a lot. In high school I was voted most likely to marry a convict

Susan: You should tell her.
Carter: Who? (he realizes she's talking about Abby) What?
Susan: That you're madly in love with her and can't live without her.

Susan: You know, you really made a fool of yourself today.
Carter: What?
Susan: If you're worried about Abby living with Luka, don't be. I don't think anything's going on.
Carter: How did I make a... more