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Benton: I got a page. What surgical consult?

Weaver: A guy in curtain two has a beeper up his rectum.

Benton: What?

Weaver: He has it on vibrate. I can't figure out how he slipped it in there.

Benton: Never underestimate the elasticity of the anal sphincter.
--Eriq La Salle as Peter Benton
--Laura Innes as Kerry Weaver
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