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Mark: Mrs. Raskin. It's been a long time.
Mrs. Raskin: The service isn't what it used to be.
Mark: What seems to be the matter?
Mrs. Raskin: I have this hangnail, and it's very painful.
Mark: I have a brain tumor, and it's inoperable.
Mrs. Raskin: What?
Mark: I win.
--Anthony Edwards as Mark Greene
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