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Carter: Hey you guys just missed a good one. Sent a guy straight up to the OR, perfed his intestine with a carrot.

Carol: A whole carrot?

Lucy: How do you swallow a whole carrot?

Carter: Didn't swallow.

Lucy: Oh, I get it.
--Julianna Margulies as Carol Hathaway
--Kellie Martin as Lucy Knight
--Noah Wyle as John Carter
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