The food was terrible, the music stinks, the drinks were watered down, but you sure know how to throw a party.

Dr. Kerry Weaver: Mark's gone. That means you've been here longer than any other doctor. People will look to you to step in and fill the void.
Dr. John Carter: Big void.

Dr. Kerry Weaver: [leaving Luka a message] Luka, this is Kerry Weaver. I'm down two attendings and up 40 patients. If you don't get in here and start working your scheduled shifts, I'm gonna call the... more

Shut it Pratt or I'll give you a rectal with my crutch.

Jerry, stop watching that TV or I’m going to rip it off the wall with my bare hands and beat you to death with it!

Luka, this is Kerry Weaver. I'm down two attendings and up 40 patients. If you don't get in here and start working your scheduled shifts, I'm gonna call the INS, tell 'em your greencard's a fake, and... more

You're one Grade-A bitch, you know that, Kerry?"
"No, Robert: I'm your boss, and as long as I am, you're my bitch. Now get back to work.

Dr. Kerry Weaver: [leaving Luka a message] Luka, this is Kerry Weaver. I'm down two attendings and up 40 patients. If you don't get in here and start working your scheduled shifts, I'm gonna call the... more

Dr. Romano: We are not talking about me here Kerry

Dr. Weaver: Why Robert isn't that your favorite subject?

Weaver: You hit another doctor?

Gallant: Yeah, Dr. Pratt.

Weaver: Well in that case, I'll overlook it.