Ray: Get outta here.

Morris: I swear! She invited me in for a drink, the door wasn't even closed, she was tearing my clothes off.

Ray: Yeah, right.

Morris: To quote my man Rick James, the girl is a superfreak. (sings) Superfreak, she's super freaky yeaow! She had sex toys I'd never seen before. They must've been German or something. One took two hands to operate.

Ray: Morris!

Morris: Check it out. (picks up his camera-phone) Oh yeah, I tapped that.

Ray: What exactly am I looking at?

Morris: That's Albright.

Ray: Where?

Morris: Right there!

Ray: I've seen more convincing pictures of Bigfoot.

Morris: But, but it was dark, I couldn't use the flash!