Dr. Luka Kovac: Why do you have to make such a big problem about everything? Like you have an insect in your anus.

Abby Lockhart: Okay, it's bug up my ass Luka. Bug up my ass. If you're going to... more

Dear ER Gang, So here I am, out on the beach at 5:30 in the evening. Elizabeth is drinking juice, but I'm all about the Mai Tai's. The sun is going down, Rachel is dipping Ella's toes in the ocean as... more

Old Woman: I have a hang-nail, and it hurts.
Greene: I have a brain tumor, and it's inoperable. I win.

Have you ever wanted something, soo much, but it scared the hell out of you?

Abby: I thought you already won the lottery.

Carter: I did. When I met you.

First of all...first of all I love you. I do. And you've helped me through a lot. And we got here together with a beautiful little boy. And I was thinking of a poem before, actually before when I... more

[Talking about Abby]

I spend 23 hours a day wondering whether we're wrong for each other. Wondering whether we've got the energy that we need to get through everything that we seem to get into,... more

Lukaism: Why do you have to make such a big problem out of everything. Like you have an insect in your anus?
Abby: It's 'bug up your ass', Luka. Bug up my ass. If you're gonna insult me, you can at... more

Neela: "Dr. Lockhart, would you like to give a second opinion?"
Abby: "Sure. Your ankle may be broken and you're a bitch."

Luka: I killed him.

Abby: The patient isn't dead.

Romano: Did anyone ever bother to verify that there really are medical schools in Croatia?