Susan: "You're here for a consult?"

Romano: "No, I heard Weaver was teaching jazzercise out in the ambulance bay."

(About losing her virginity)

Susan: O.k. My turn...Mark Greene (laughs) Just kidding. Just kidding, Carter! Floyd Walker, I was fifteen.

Abby: Floyd? I can't belive you gave me a hard time about... more

Lewis: Frank, are you sick too?

Frank: [With head in trash can throwing-up] I ain't praying!

(About Abby)

Susan: Making any headway?

Carter: With what? ... Stop it.

Susan: I'll be at the 7 o'clock yoga if you wanna avoid me.

Dr. Susan Lewis: All he did was talk about his ex for 45 minutes, who also happened to be named Susan. How much he loved her, how much he wanted to marry her, how much he wanted to have 5 or 6... more

Carter: It's embarrassing. Everybody assumes when you grow up with money everything's great.

Susan: Yeah, it must have been hard growing up in the mansion. Was Gamma too cheap to heat the pool?

[Dr. Lewis and Dr. Greene are putting a cast on Carter while he's sleeping for a prank]

Dr. Lewis: Why are we doing this?

Dr. Greene: Because putting his hand in a bucket of warm water would be... more

Neela: "New scores?"

Susan: "Yep, we don't suck as bad as we used to, and maybe by next week we'll suck a little less."

Abby: "Must be your motivational speeches."

Susan: I need a psych consult, my patient thinks he's a vampire.
Abby: Oh, Fred? Where is he?
Susan: Exam 2.
Abby: Is there a nurse with him?
Susan: No... why?
Abby: He's a vampire.... more

Dr. Lewis to patient: "Boy when they made you stupid, they made you stupid".