Carter: Have fun with your suturing.
Lewis: Have fun with your rectum.

Susan is treating a prisoner...
Patient: You're the first woman I've talked to in 14 months.
Susan: Yeah, I get that a lot. In high school I was voted most likely to marry a convict

Susan: You should tell her.
Carter: Who? (he realizes she's talking about Abby) What?
Susan: That you're madly in love with her and can't live without her.

Susan: You know, you really made a fool of yourself today.
Carter: What?
Susan: If you're worried about Abby living with Luka, don't be. I don't think anything's going on.
Carter: How did I make a... more

In the lecture theatre talking about Carter's wealth
Abby: How old are you? 30?
Carter: 31.
Abby: How did you manage to last this long without some girl marrying you?
Carter laughs: We come with... more

(About losing his virginity)
Carter: I was eleven.
Susan: Eleven years old?!
Abby: Really? How old was she?
Carter: I don't know... Twenty-five.
Susan: You're kidding me!
Abby: Oh my... more

Patient: What do you do to work out?

Dr. Susan Lewis: I do these

[curls arm]

Patient: Curls? How much? '

Dr. Susan Lewis: Sometimes a whole pitcher of magaritas.

Susan: You're late.

Luka: Blame my alarm clock.

Susan: What's her name?

SUSAN - 'Hey Frank are you taking anything for your Cholesterol?



FRANK - 'No.'



SUSAN - 'Good!'

[Abby intubates a patient without a resident's supervision]

Susan Lewis: This patient's been intubated with a central line. Who did this?

Abby Lockhart: Sign here and you can say you did.