Abby Lockhart: I'm beginning to hate Neela.
Susan Lewis: Well, she's a med student.
Abby Lockhart: I'm a med student!
Susan Lewis: To tell you the truth, she's starting to piss me off, too.... more

Abby: Luka, how old were you when you became a man?
Kovac: What?
Susan: When you lost your virginity? How old were you?
Abby: Come on, we're playing a game. How old?
Kovac: I don't want to... more

Dr. Susan Lewis: I think you should talk to him, he seems depressed.

Abby Lockhart: He's european, it's his baseline.

You heard me, this puny little blob just hanging there. So of course I couldn't take my eyes off of it. Is it gonna fall? is it gonna hang there all night? Is his skin gonna absorb it?

Carol Hathaway: On the twelfth day of Christmas, / my
true love gave to me... uhhh...
[all the other ER docs enter and start singing]

Dr. Doug Ross: 12 tone deaf doctors.

Dr. Mark Greene: 11... more

I can't wait to go home and get into bed. What do you think the chances are of Antonio Banderas waiting there for me?

Susan: So she just got on a plane?
Conni: Sent for the twins the next day, haven't seen her since.
Haleh: Dr. Kovac didn't know what happened.
Susan: Dr. Kovac?
Lydia: A tall, hunky guy. Dark... more

Abby: Don't worry, Dr. Carter used to be in the circus.
Lewis: A clown, right?
Carter: Human cannonball. Until I got fired.

Gallant: Excuse me, ma'am. Are you Dr. Carter by any chance?
Lewis: Lewis. I don't think he's in yet. And I'm not old enough to be a ma'am.
Gallant: Sorry about that. I'm supposed to meet him here... more

Patient: All my problems started when I met this girl in an after-hours bar. She bit me.
Dr. Lewis: She bit you where?
Patient: In the alley outside the club.
Dr. Lewis: No. Where on your... more