ER: Get Carter (#10.13)" (2004)
Nurse Samantha Taggart: What is it with Kovac and his holier than thou healing hands? I'm getting pretty sick of that.
Nurse Chuny Marquez: Oh, I don't know.... more

Men are only interested in three things: food, sports, and sex. Even dogs are more complex. I swear, the day someone invents a fridge with a TV screen and a vagina attached, we're all damned

Dr. Ray Barnett: Chocolate?

Nurse Sam Taggart: Too early. We like bagels in the morning.

Sam: (to patient) SHUT UP!
Dr. Morretti: You see? Every patient's a test. And Sam just got an "A" this time.

I should've seen it...I though she was playing games...I should've seen it...

Tony: "This one over here, curling iron uper inner thigh. Dressing and Tetanus and send her on her way.



Sam: How do you even do that?



Tony: Don't Ask, Don't Tell

Frank: Sam? Your kids school called. Bite off any lizard heads lately?



Sam: Shut up, Frank. He’s not a sociopath.



Frank: That’s right, just ignore the problem, that’ll make it go away.

Abby keeps going like this, I'm gonna slap her.

Morris: I was measuring his inseam earlier...
Sam: Oh, TMI.

Morris: I need some fashion advice, for Harold.
Sam: I say black.
Pratt: That's what I'm talkin' about.