ROMANO TO LUKA: "TRY NOT TO KILL ANYONE LURK!"

ROMANO: "YOU ARE ONE GRADE A BITCH, YOU KNOW THAT KERRY!"
KERRY: "NO ROBERT IM YOUR BOSS AND AS LONG AS I AM YOURE MY BITCH!"

(Romano): One word, Peter: nanny [walks away]

(Elizabeth): I can think of a word of my own...

[Benton]: You can't ask me that

[Romano]: Oh no, somebody call the interview police

Cry me a river Peter

[Benton]: Are you firing me?

[Romano]: Oh, no no no.... [walks away] you fired yourself

[to Weaver, who recently came out] You might want to try Papua New Guinea for your next big adventure - I hear they put gourds on their penises.

Romano: There's nothing I find sexier than a mute girl covered in blood, so keep your head down and your mouth shut.
Sam: You remind me of a guy I used to date. He's dead.

Dr. Luka Kovac: Maybe you could wear Swastikas with that outfit. You could be a naughty Nazi nurse.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: You totally suck, you know that?
Dr. Luka Kovac: Hey, careful! Creating a... more

Anspaugh: We're not trying to assign guilt. In a teaching hospital we learn from complicated cases and their outcomes.
Kovac: I had 2 hours sleep. I was hungover. I should have admitted I... more