Romano: Not a very good picture of you though.

Corday: Well, we can't all have your devastating good looks, now, can we?

Romano: "He was very confrontational."

Weaver: "Well, Robert, you should be used to that."

Romano: "Look, this isn't about me."

Weaver: "Isn't that your... more

[Romano to Weaver]

"... but this time, you have even out-Weavered yourself."

Ladies, please. Let me settle this cat fight. Abby's wrong.

Romano: Tell Weaver we're clear. Sign out all the Demerol and Morphine.

Nurse: To who?

Romano: You, me and my uncle Bernie.

Dr. Romano talking on the phone: Hello, who's this?...You like your job? You wanna keep it? OK well then you tell your chief of staff, you know who that is?....Good for you, you tell Jonesy that... more

Dr Romano:Your scaring me,Peter. You're not your usual jolly self today. You haven't developed a drug addiction or a drinking problem like the rest of your misfit buddies in the ER have you?
Dr... more

Anything monosyllabic you care to add, other than apologies for being late?

(Romano): Dammit Kerry, you are the chief of emergency medicine not the county lesbian advocate, so I suggest you choose your battles very carefully!

(Weaver): That's where you're wrong Robert,... more

WEAVER: "WE ARE TRYING TO DO YOU A FAVOR HERE!"
ROMANO: "WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS BENDING ME OVER AND DRIVING IT UP A CHOCOLATE HIGHWAY LETS BE HONEST!"