Ladies please - if I wanted to see a good cat fight I'd watch the view

I'm starting to think that ER stands for Everyone's Retarded

Romano: Trying to raise the dead, Lizzie? Go directly to the morgue, do not pass go, do not collect $200.

Romano: [To Corday] I'm beginning to think that E.R. stands for everybody's retarded.

Romano: [To a very pregnant Elizabeth] Are you sure you can still reach the table?
Elizabeth: At least I can see the table...

Romano: [coming to in the ER after losing his arm] Oh no, I'm at County

[Romano has just started operating when the power goes out]

Romano: Wish I hadn't just made that incision...

(donald) we got patients who complain about nurses all the time

(romano)yeah but everyone is a vampire

Romano: Who supplies the nurses' scrubs?
Abby: Allied.
Romano: Switch to Lindermen--they hug booty better.

Let's see, whats next? I could cut it while slicing a bagel and not realize until I pass out from blood loss, or maybe I could set the damn thing on fire.