Romano: "You're one grade A bitch. You know that Kerry?"

Weaver: "No, Robert. I'm your boss. And as long as I am, you're my bitch. Now, get your ass back to work."

Is anybody in this city not sick? It's like the damn plague down here.

Surgery is like sex. Messy, fun and if done right can be quite satisfying.

...And if wishes were horses, we'd be knee-deep in crap.

I'm beginning to think ER stands for "Everyone's retarded."

Ladies, if I wanted to see a good cat fight I'd watch The View

Good news can wait...
Bad news will always be there

What is going on I ordered a liver over an hour ago and I haven't see my waitress since!

And is that a baby monitor I see or are you just glad to see me?

I'm starting to think that ER stands for 'Everyone's Retarded'