Neela: What's the date?
Frank: April 17th. Did you pay your taxes, or are you exempt because you're from (in British accent) "across the pond?"

Neela: What the hell?!
Harold: I read a study once where smelling one's breath can tell you what's missing in their diet.
Neela: Well stop it!

I would just like to blame it on the frontal lobe and call it a day.

3 weeks. I'm a doctor and I'm single, all I have is project runway.

Neela: Frank, I'm leaving. I need my cookies.
Frank: (looking around) Fellas?
Neela: Today would be nice.
Ray: Hey Neela, we need to have a talk.
Morris: Yeah, uhm... Because we care about... more

[after Ray begs her to allow his roommate to stay] Fine, but you're cleaning the bathroom this week... with actual cleaning products.

[giving her large family the tour] Back there is the suture room where we attend to minor skin wounds.
[a naked patient reveals himself]

That's a naked patient. Let's step this way.

Neela: And that little tosser just called me a whore
Abby: I thought She was kind of nice
Neela: I've never been called a whore!
Abby: Did she say dirty whore or filthy whore?
Neela: Is there a... more

Drew: Don't touch me!
Neela Rasgotra: Try not to move, I'm a doctor. You may have broken your ankle.
Drew: If you're a doctor, I want a second opinion.
Neela Rasgotra: Okay. Doctor Lockhart,... more

Dr. Abby Lockhart: We should take a core temp.
Neela Rasgotra: I'm not sticking anything up this monkey's ass.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: You know, if I had a nickel for everytime I said that.