This camel, they got from somewhere, bit him on the leg.

I been taking a bubble-bath and eating bombons.

All I wanna do is hang out at home with my roommate.

Your pre-pubescent penis pal has chlamydia

Dr. Neela Rasgotra: Gus, how are you doing?

Patient: Haven't thrown up in an hour.

Dr. Neela Rasgotra: What about the other end?

Patient: It's slowing down.

Dr. Neela Rasgotra: That's... more

Neela Rasgotra: [giving her large family the tour] Back there is the suture room where we attend to minor skin wounds.
[a naked patient reveals himself]
Neela Rasgotra: That's a naked patient.... more

Tony: I help her with her homework, I cook her dinner, she can talk to me about anything.
Neela: Yeah, like how there's a different woman in your bed every month?

I don't have time to do laundry! Much less have sex--No, wait. *Meet someone,* then have sex.

I'm going through life as if everything is okay, but it--but it's not.

Frank: You should get one of those.
Neela: A husband or a baby?
Frank: Sure.