Radiology Tech: S1, S2, S3, S4, keep the pelvis off the floor.

Susan: You casually mentioned our dinner, to Doug Ross?
Div: Yeah. Yeah. What's the problem?
Susan: He's like Dr. Intercom. Biggest gossip in the hospital.

Doug: I'm not a grown-up doctor.
Lydia: We all know that but there's no one else available.

Lily: Has anyone seen Dr. Weaver?
Doug: Follow the trail of partially digested residents.

Patient: I'm gonna sue his ass.
Mark: That's very American of you.

Carol: We'll put something under the door, you know, to stop the draft.
Shep: That's not a draft, that's a gale force wind. We're going to get pneumonia.

Doug: Randi. Okay. You meet a cute guy for the first time. What do you do?

Randi: Run a credit check.

Carter: Hey, Maggie, you got anything good?

Doyle: Carol Hathaway dropped a clock on Weaver's head.

Carter: Deliberately?

Doyle: I'm foggy on the details.

Mark: Doctor, your attitude can get in the way of achieving your goals.

Doyle: What? You're not going to vote for me for Homecoming Queen this year?

Weaver: Oh, your IQ's not 150. Mine's only 145.

Jerry: What am I supposed to do - apologize because I'm smarter than you?