Neela: Harold, I need you upstairs now.
Harold: But we were just getting to toys and accessories!
Neela: That's NOT an invitation!

She didn't want a step-kid. So he visits, takes me out to lunch, buys me things...Why'd you do it? Why'd you save me? I wanted to die...

What kind of creepy loser hangs out in the lounge, second guessing attendings?

Patient: Are you a good nurse?
Abby: I'm technically proficient despite certain attitude issues.

(Pratt is going to check on a patient with penile fracture)

Chuny: Carter. He's going in the wrong room.

Carter: He'll figure it out.

(in the next room, Pratt sees a guy with loss of... more

Morris: nice shoes, are they Adidas?

Clemente: Get laid, Morris

Dr. Mark Greene: An exciting case? Here's one: Guy comes in, hypovolemic shock. Defibrillated ten, fifteen times. We maxed out on lidocaine, added bretylium, finally shocked him back to sinus, goes... more

(after Julia and Tony sleep together)
Julia: It was great.
Tony: Great?
Julia: Nice.
Tony: Nice?
Julia: It was fun.
Tony: What, did we just go to Disneyland?

And Dad, I hope one of your patients stabs you with an eight inch needle.

What I lack in experience, I make up in enthusiasm.