Patient: I'm gonna sue his ass.
Mark: That's very American of you.

Susan: Yeah, and what is that, can I ask you? My car's in the shop, I drop Susie off at my parents', meet up with you to go tequila shopping, and all of a sudden we're having a torrid... more

This is not a dog, this is a small, furry object suitable for punting.

Mark: How are they holding up?

Doug: Stick a fork in 'em - they've been Weavered.

Mark: Doctor, your attitude can get in the way of achieving your goals.

Doyle: What? You're not going to vote for me for Homecoming Queen this year?

Randi: "Dr. Greene, it's that nurse again!"

Mark: "Again?"

Randi: "Apparently your father's making racial slurs."

Mark: "She's Swedish!"

Randi:... more

Mark: "Remember when we were gonna save the world?"

Ross: "No-- I was always in it for the money..."

Carol: You know you haven't been too high on the popularity list lately.

Mark: Yeah, I've been kind of a jerk.

Carol: Worse.

Mark: Pain in the ass?

Carol: Keep going.

Mark: Total... more

Weaver: The food was terrible, the music stinks, the drinks are watered down, but you sure know how to throw a great party.

Mark: Thank you.

Carter: "I can't believe I was that stupid!"

Greene: "I can-- You're a medical student."