[Dr. Lewis and Dr. Greene are putting a cast on Carter while he's sleeping for a prank]

Dr. Lewis: Why are we doing this?

Dr. Greene: Because putting his hand in a bucket of warm water would be... more

Dr. Mark Greene: An exciting case? Here's one: Guy comes in, hypovolemic shock. Defibrillated ten, fifteen times. We maxed out on lidocaine, added bretylium, finally shocked him back to sinus, goes... more

Elizabeth: "There are creatures scurrying about in your walls, Mark! Do you know what sort of creatures scurry about in walls?!"
Mark: "Bunnies?"

Congratulations, Mr. Johnson, you are the lucky winner of a brand-new ventilator, at the cost of five thousand dollars a day, and as a bonus, your very own chest x-ray, perfect for decorating the... more

{An elderly man with multiple organ failure goes into arrest (again). His son just doesn’t want him to die. Mark can’t find his will yet to see if he’s a DNR. This case is taking up all his... more

See one, do one, teach one ...

Old Woman: I have a hang-nail, and it hurts.
Greene: I have a brain tumor, and it's inoperable. I win.

(to Rachel while in Hawaii the night before he dies) I was thinking of something I should have told you a long time ago but never have. Generosity. Be generous. With your time. With your love. With... more

Mark: Hi.
Rachell: Hi.
Mark: I was just dreaming about you.
Rachel: You were?
Mark: The way you used to love balloons. Remember how much you loved balloons?
Rachel: No.
Mark: I used to buy them... more

(to Rachel while in Hawaii the night before he dies) I was thinking of something I should have told you a long time ago but never have. Generosity. Be generous. With your time. With your love. With... more